What's your ultimate getaway car?

Kinja'd!!! "Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
06/23/2018 at 11:23 • Filed to: None

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I can’t be the only one who thinks about this.

Start with a Camry, in white. Wrap it in stock-matching dark green or something. Then, add one of those luggage carriers on the back to obscure the plate, because cops never seem to care about that. After the robbery, ditch the luggage carrier close to the crime scene with the intention of it being found. Then put on another one with different luggage, because they’re specifically looking for a car that DOESN’T have one, now. This is the part where you peel off the wrap, too. Then, meet up with your buddy in a U-haul and follow him across the country. You’re just carrying your life savings from one house t o the next, so that’s why you have so much money. You also burned about $1500 so that you don’t have the same amount that was stolen. Now, you’re driving a white Camry across Montana while the Pennsylvania police are looking around for a green one.


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Rainbow
06/23/2018 at 11:32

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A bone stock Subaru Outback. I’d blend in so well with all the other Subies on the road here that no one would be able to track me down.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Rainbow
06/23/2018 at 11:39

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V6 camry, yo.... 300hp for the new ones


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Rainbow
06/23/2018 at 11:58

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Plan it all in Florida. Tear ass away in rush hour on a Yamaha R1 to ditch the heat in traffic , then hop in a Grand Caravan marked up to look like a fleet vehicle for a marina a couple hours away , stash the cash under the floor and drive like a normal person to a marina. Ditch the Grand Caravan at the marina (this is where the fleet markings help it lay low for at least a couple days) and h op on a boat headed to the Bahamas. By the time they figure out where I went with the money I’m out of jurisdiction and chilling in a tropical locale.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Rainbow
06/23/2018 at 12:00

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I like your idea. However, needs more supercharger from the Evora 400


Kinja'd!!! sony1492 > Rainbow
06/23/2018 at 12:03

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The getaway vehicle: 90 Lexus ls400 on federal 285/ 35/ 18 595 rs-rr’s, no name 18x9's at all 4 corners.

Other getaway car: C lean econobox, van, something cheap. Let’s say an 03 Odyssey .

Rob whatever it is, leave in the ls. Once safe burn the whole thing to the ground.

Drive away in the H onda


Kinja'd!!! SHARPSPEED > Rainbow
06/23/2018 at 12:09

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Chevy Impala.


Kinja'd!!! SmugAardvark > Rainbow
06/23/2018 at 12:12

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I’d go for a black Ford Crown Vic with the Interceptor package. Built for running balls out for extended periods of time while taking a beating . Throw some police lights in the grill and behind the windshields, then have at it. You can roll code like every other cop in the area, and get away clean.

Then once you’ve gotten clear of the scene, have a Prius stashed away somewhere. Transfer everything into the Toyota, then blend in and disappear.

Of course, this is all a terrible plan. I wouldn’t be able to help myself from doing some sweet burnouts and donuts in the Crown Vic.


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > SHARPSPEED
06/23/2018 at 12:15

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That’s a Malibu, silly.


Kinja'd!!! Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Rainbow
06/23/2018 at 12:20

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Plain  White work truck with locking utility boxes. Get out of sight and add magnets for an out-of-state contractor working in the area. Hit the highway. 


Kinja'd!!! Amoore100 > sony1492
06/23/2018 at 12:28

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Definitely need an Odyssey or Sienna for that. Old GC’s and T&C’s start to pick up a “drug dealer” van vibe as they age , but there are plenty of respectable families still scooting around in ageing Honda and Toyota vans.


Kinja'd!!! GoodIdeaAtTheTime > Rainbow
06/23/2018 at 13:02

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Honestly, this took me 30 seconds to think up. Group of friends posing as cops, so official looking cars I guess . I get “arrested” by one group and disappear. Other group “seizes” the evidence, t akes statements, recover camera footage, you know, does the whole “cop” thing, then they disappear. Fool proof plan.... Helps if friends are nearby before the call goes out, i.e. having lunch, off duty, whatever next door/close by and heard the commotion . If the victim thinks you have already been arrested, you have time for a casual getaway, might take them a few days to actually notify police....  


Kinja'd!!! SHARPSPEED > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
06/23/2018 at 14:28

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They’re all so dull and anonymous-looking I can’t be bothered to learn the difference.


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > SHARPSPEED
06/23/2018 at 14:35

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I like the SS   because of the fact it looks like an Impala/ Malibu. It’s a proper s leeper. Dont like the earlier over c hromed ones but the later ones l w ike you posted w ith the updated front and wheels I like better .


Kinja'd!!! SHARPSPEED > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
06/23/2018 at 14:54

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I mean I dig the SS too, but I honestly think part of why it wasn’t a hit is because people confused it with whatever else was in Enterprise’s lot.


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > SHARPSPEED
06/23/2018 at 15:00

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I’m test driving one today:

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/test-driving-a-supermalibu-aka-chevyss-today-what-woul-1827075524


Kinja'd!!! Die-Trying > Rainbow
06/23/2018 at 21:25

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either an old armored truck, or an old ambulance, maybe an old 8x8 crane, or an amphibious truck . just depends on what the specific job needs.......